me at school:
- everyone: OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING LET'S ALL BE LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS!!1!!!!11!
- me:
- everyone: YOU'RE WALKING IN THE HALL WAY??!?! LET ME BUMP INTO YOU!!!11!!
- me:
- everyone: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WHILE I'M AT IT, I'LL WALK SLOW!!!11!!
- me:
- everyone: YIOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN??!>@? HAVING HUGE CLUSTERFUCKS BLOCKING YOUR LOCKER!!11!!!